Group Rides

I Do Not Like Group Rides

I do not like them sam I am

I do not like them on the road

I do like like them with a toad

I do not like them when they are fast

I do not like them when they last and last

I do not like them around the block

I do not like them without socks

I do not like group rides

I do not like them, sam I am

I do not like being dropped

I do not like belong flopped

I do not like dropping riders

I do not like awaiting hiders

Not a fan.  I like riding with friends.  I LOVE riding with friends, but I do not like group rides. I like the idea of the shop ride, building relationships, hanging out with everyone that makes the local bike community the awesome group it is, I just don' tike the pressure of the group ride.

Strangely enough, I like to race

Just and odd bird I guess